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Re: Random Crap
« Reply #6555 on: July 27, 2009, 01:29:05 PM »
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Re: Random Crap
« Reply #6556 on: July 27, 2009, 11:47:30 PM »
You're cleaning all of that up, you little bastard.
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Re: Random Crap
« Reply #6557 on: July 27, 2009, 11:47:37 PM »
Quote from: Toad on July 27, 2009, 01:25:51 PM
I met a guy at a party, who after someone briefly mentioned the internet he piped up with "I'm a member of anonymous!"

Did 5 women instantly start to fight for his dick?
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Re: Random Crap
« Reply #6558 on: July 28, 2009, 12:01:50 AM »
Quote from: Toad on July 27, 2009, 01:25:51 PM
I met a guy at a party, who after someone briefly mentioned the internet he piped up with "I'm a member of anonymous!"

Way to go there, little buddy.
I think it's great that someone invited a special needs person to the party.
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Re: Random Crap
« Reply #6559 on: July 28, 2009, 12:03:03 AM »
Quote from: Ungodly on July 27, 2009, 01:29:05 PM
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Basically this
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Re: Random Crap
« Reply #6560 on: July 28, 2009, 12:05:53 AM »
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Re: Random Crap
« Reply #6561 on: July 28, 2009, 12:49:46 AM »
<Bank6000> What is the best way to approach a person who you are attracted to at a book store, library, animal shelter or football game shown on TV at a bar?
<CrustyNutz> You can do it put your ass into it!
<TheBrat> uummm personally just don't say some cheesy pick up line..
<xTrinity Luvx> yeah just be yourself 
<speedracer> Kick her in the shin.
<speedracer> She'll remember you next time.
<Evil_Couch> zap her with a fucking tazer and then drag her back to your place
<Evil_Couch> by the time she wakes up, she'll be chained to your bed and she'll HAVE to love you or you'll cut her food ration in half.
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Re: Random Crap
« Reply #6562 on: July 28, 2009, 08:34:09 AM »
That's my kinda couch...

Edit: Dog + laser pointer + crotch.
« Last Edit: July 28, 2009, 10:06:37 PM by Tiemoow »
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Re: Random Crap
« Reply #6563 on: July 29, 2009, 01:01:13 AM »
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Re: Random Crap
« Reply #6564 on: July 29, 2009, 08:35:02 AM »
That's easy enough. I would be able to do it right now if my phone keys weren't just the same three notes repeated.
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Re: Random Crap
« Reply #6565 on: July 29, 2009, 08:50:59 AM »
Taking it one step further.

And FUCK that Dave guy who stole the act for America's Got Talent.
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Re: Random Crap
« Reply #6566 on: July 29, 2009, 02:54:35 PM »
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Re: Random Crap
« Reply #6567 on: July 29, 2009, 03:19:14 PM »
If they had used that cartoon during the past elections, America would now have an extra dead president.
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Re: Random Crap
« Reply #6568 on: July 29, 2009, 03:36:20 PM »
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Re: Random Crap
« Reply #6569 on: July 30, 2009, 12:35:34 AM »
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