Kara Mel hits Scott with a surprise attack!DESPERATION ATTACK
DILDO OF 1000 BURNING AWKWARD MOMENTS!
! You pull your spare DILDO
out of your, zuuh, "BASIC INVENTORY
," waving it at SCOTT
. After several seconds of waving, you eventually stop after the AWKWARDNESS
effect has worn off.
Kara Mel say you'll join but only if the group can go to EXTREME SEX PARK. You've heard that a treasure laden Evil Bandito hangs out there near the Slushee machines.
"Can we go, please, oh, can we can we can we?" you ask, in your most convincing of manners.
"Go there?" SCOTT
says, in a reassuring tone, "We're gonna go rob the place!" You both share a hardy "HURRAY!"
Join Scott's BANDITO CREW, while murmuring to self in an aside about the inevitable betrayal.
Under your breath, you mutter, "Yeah, we'll rob them blind, right before me and PEPPER
take your shit!" Somehow, you can exclaim while whispering.END OF ACT 1You earned 7 AWESOME POINTS!
Total points: 7YOU
are a BANDITO
class character, with a 97% EVIL
alignment, according to your KARMADEX
. You are currently residing in the EXTREME SEX PARK
. You have never met WORLD
famous BANDITO SCOTT STEVE FAGBALLS
and his MERRY CREW
, but you've been hearing a lot more STORIES
lately about his recent endeavors. You absolutely abhor him. You consider him your greatest FOE
, even though he probably has no idea who you are. You are hellbent on eliminating him. Currently, your EQUIPMENT SLOTS
are filled with BADASS LEATHER BANDITO ARMOR
, including a BADASS LEATHER TRENCH COAT
. You're so cool, all the chicks you fuck FREEZE
when they get wet. All those who know your name instantly quake in fear of your presence. Uh, what was your name again?