Kara Mel hits Scott with a surprise attack!
DILDO OF 1000 BURNING AWKWARD MOMENTS!
DESPERATION ATTACK! You pull your spare
DILDO out of your, zuuh, "
BASIC INVENTORY," waving it at
SCOTT. After several seconds of waving, you eventually stop after the
AWKWARDNESS effect has worn off.
Kara Mel say you'll join but only if the group can go to EXTREME SEX PARK. You've heard that a treasure laden Evil Bandito hangs out there near the Slushee machines.
"Can we go, please, oh, can we can we can we?" you ask, in your most convincing of manners.
"Go there?"
SCOTT says, in a reassuring tone, "We're gonna go rob the place!" You both share a hardy "HURRAY!"
Join Scott's BANDITO CREW, while murmuring to self in an aside about the inevitable betrayal.
Under your breath, you mutter, "Yeah, we'll rob them blind, right before me and
PEPPER take your shit!" Somehow, you can exclaim while whispering.
END OF ACT 1You earned 7 AWESOME POINTS!
Total points: 7YOU are a
BANDITO class character, with a
97% EVIL alignment, according to your
KARMADEX. You are currently residing in the
EXTREME SEX PARK. You have never met
WORLD famous
BANDITO SCOTT STEVE FAGBALLS and his
MERRY CREW, but you've been hearing a lot more
STORIES lately about his recent endeavors. You absolutely abhor him. You consider him your greatest
FOE, even though he probably has no idea who you are. You are hellbent on eliminating him. Currently, your
EQUIPMENT SLOTS are filled with
BADASS LEATHER BANDITO ARMOR, including a
BADASS LEATHER TRENCH COAT. You're so cool, all the chicks you fuck
FREEZE when they get wet. All those who know your name instantly quake in fear of your presence. Uh, what was your name again?
