SCOTT: Activate LIMIT BREAK: MAKE IT RAIN ON THEM HOES lv. 1337.
You have
INSUFFICIENT FUNDAGE for such a bitchin' move!
Change your Equipadex to SWORDS and using the SPIRIT OF KAMINA change one, if not both, of your SUPER SLOW FLINTLOCK PISTOLS into KATANAS. Go Kamina on that bitch.
EQUIPADEX? What the hell is that? You do a quick search for it in your
DEX MENU, and find no such
INDEX.
Shoot her.
In the face.
What!? That would be most ungentlemanlike! You may be a goddamn dirty
BANDITO, but you still have manners!
Scott: Use your SUPER SLOW FLINTLOCK PISTOLS and shoot the Sprinkler System to distract Kara.
But you're out of
AMMO!
Scott:Go home and be a family man Reload Super Slow Flintlock Pistols in case you need them
You attempt a
TACTICAL RELOAD, but
KARA runs up to you, and twists your arm around your back. She grabs the pistol out of that hand, and throws it to the ground. She grabs your other pistol, and points it your head. Click. Nothing happens... She throws that one to the ground as well.
17 DAMAGE!
SCOTT: Use EL OLDEST TRICKO IN EL BANDITO BOOKO Lvl .? to distract KARA so she can't use her 16 SIDED TECHNICOLOUR DIE.
With your free hand, you point to your left, saying "Hey, what's that over there?" She looks to the
EAST while your elbow hits the back of her head from the
WEST.
20 DAMAGE! She's
STUNNED! Perfect, she's completely open!
And then
Scott masturbates furiously.
You prepare a bitchin'...
ORGASM? You whip your dick out and just masturbate. She manages to regain her composure, but is quickly
STUNNED in a different sense of the word.
When she is distracted, give her a Stone Cold Stunner.
You kick her in the gut, and grab her head under your shoulder. You fall on your ass, and her jaw gets cracked in the action. That bitch got
STUNNED so hard,
STEVE AUSTIN would be jealous!
SCOTT STEVE FAGBALLS 3(:)
16 DAMAGE!
KARA manages to stir after that wicked
STUNNER. She looks pretty finished, but she doesn't want to keep fighting. "Come on," you say, "I beat you! Just face it! Listen, why don't you two just give up and join up with me? I mean, you're both experts at what you do! I could really use you two on the team!"
You are now
KARA MEL, dejected and defeated by
WORLD famous
BANDITO SCOTT STEVE FAGBALLS. You are faced with a tough decision, suck up your pride and join up with his
BANDITO CREW, or keep fighting just to piss him off.
What do you do?
