I think you'd like to ask the mods to move it to Pimp Your Stuff, as that's where you can advertize your smileys and other shit you feel like doing.
I AM A FLAMING QUEEN. SERIOUSLY, I CRAVE THE COCK.: Basically, it's an extension of the Sad emote we already have here.
Stoned: What can I say? He should be holding the cigar with his hand, and the smoke should be swirling around him. Other than that, good.
Edit: Second statement: lolwut? So apparently 'lolzbutthurt' is word-filtered? ...hey, here's a idea for a smiley you can do, Wonko.