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Re: The Musings Of King Edward
« Reply #45 on: October 21, 2009, 04:14:03 PM »

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Re: The Musings Of King Edward
« Reply #46 on: October 21, 2009, 05:26:35 PM »

My favourite comment so far:
"You faggot that Persian sands shit film, Kingdom of heeavne or whatever.
     by William Gates III October 21, 2009 at 10:58 pm"
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Re: The Musings Of King Edward
« Reply #47 on: October 21, 2009, 05:56:20 PM »

Edward - New Post Up At http://jokesound.wordpress.com says:
asteroids doesn't make sense as a movie!
Golden Joe says:
I'm sorry.
I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome a ship blowing up asteroids in space is.
Can you say that again?
Edward - New Post Up At http://jokesound.wordpress.com says:
it doesn't even have a story!
its an 8kb game!
Golden Joe says:
What do you mean there isn't a story?
This oil drilling crew is sent up into space to protect Earth from the asteroids.
It's a really cool story.
And it has a dramatic ending.
Edward - New Post Up At http://jokesound.wordpress.com says:
which is?
Golden Joe says:
The beloved commander of the ship sacrifices himself to save his daughter, crew, and earth from this huge fucking asteroid.
Edward - New Post Up At http://jokesound.wordpress.com says:
isn't that Armageddon?
Golden Joe says:
What?
Edward - New Post Up At http://jokesound.wordpress.com says:
isn't that the plot of Armageddon?
Golden Joe says:
No.
I mean what is Armageddon?
Edward - New Post Up At http://jokesound.wordpress.com says:
hahaha
i dunno
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Re: The Musings Of King Edward
« Reply #48 on: October 26, 2009, 05:09:32 PM »

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Re: The Musings Of King Edward
« Reply #49 on: November 03, 2009, 02:29:44 PM »

WOW, TWO UPDATES AT ONCE?!?

5 Things I'd Do If I Wasn't Too Lazy

On The New 360 Dashboard Update.

I guess you're just too sexy and amazing, Ed.  :zackattack:
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Re: The Musings Of King Edward
« Reply #50 on: November 09, 2009, 01:18:13 PM »

TRIPLE POST

New summary of the second show is up.
If I'm not too dreadfully lazy, I'll start giving more indepth impressions of what I saw and played at Eurogamer.


HOWEVER, THERE IS A THIRD THING:
I need your help!

I wanna dedicate a 5 or so minute section of the show to one of you guys talking about Videogames!
It could be a review, preview, something you love in gaming, something you hate, a topic about something current in gaming, news, controversy, so on, so forth.

The four stipulations are:
1. No slandering, or making false accusations against people.
2. No swearing (though bleeping is acceptable if you really have to)
3. It needs to be up to 6 minutes long.
4. Make sure to speak clearly and have the recording at a volume that doesn't require me to excessively crank up the volume.

If you're interested, let me know.
Ideally, I'd need a segment by saturday. You'd be credited, plugged, etc. If you can't do one by saturday, but you're still interested, send it, and I'll fit it in on another show.
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Re: The Musings Of King Edward
« Reply #51 on: November 09, 2009, 04:18:53 PM »

So is it like a podcast or what.

Because I'm good at saying words.

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Re: The Musings Of King Edward
« Reply #52 on: November 10, 2009, 09:09:38 AM »

Its played on a radio show at my university. I just need the audio file to play it off the computers they provide me. But, I need it on like, saturday because I need all sunday to do work and sort out plan/playlist etc.
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Re: The Musings Of King Edward
« Reply #53 on: November 10, 2009, 12:24:03 PM »

Perspectives about video games from people around the world would be quite interesting.
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Re: The Musings Of King Edward
« Reply #54 on: November 10, 2009, 12:47:15 PM »

Yeah, that was why I was asking.

That, and you guys are way funnier than me. Well, one or two of you.

Gaz is making a bit for me on Stealth Games... or he was... I dunno...
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Re: The Musings Of King Edward
« Reply #55 on: November 10, 2009, 12:51:01 PM »

I don't know, saying that only a few people are funnier than you would imply that you were funny to begin with.
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Re: The Musings Of King Edward
« Reply #56 on: November 10, 2009, 12:51:20 PM »

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Re: The Musings Of King Edward
« Reply #57 on: November 10, 2009, 01:41:38 PM »

Posting 'oh snap!' to your own post is rocketing you towards the lower echelons of pathetic, Socks.
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Re: The Musings Of King Edward
« Reply #58 on: November 10, 2009, 01:46:24 PM »

I don't know, saying that only a few people are funnier than you would imply that you were funny to begin with.

When did he say or imply few.
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Re: The Musings Of King Edward
« Reply #59 on: November 10, 2009, 02:07:20 PM »

Posting 'oh snap!' to your own post is rocketing you towards the lower echelons of pathetic, Socks.


Who are you?
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