I came to the horrible conclusion in the aftermath last year that I have absolutely no record of any of the messenger conversations I had with Timo, and as my memory is shit they might as well have never happened.
I do remember telling him a joke about an Englishman, a Welshman and a Pakistani in a maternity ward though. He thought it was funny, and that if you replaced the Englishman with a Dutchman, the Welshman with a Belgian, and the Pakistani with a Moor, the joke worked just as well in the Netherlands.
And for reference's sake, Timo, I agree with you; I mean, Bud Light? It's as if he doesn't even have goddamn tastebuds.