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Re: Please read.
« Reply #30 on: April 07, 2012, 07:42:52 PM »
(This is the only time I'm doing this so ignore or whatever)

Ah Timo

It's been a year since you sent the note while I was asleep. You actually thought we'd be a bit sad and then shrug and go back to posting pics of pugs. It's been a hectic year and I'm kinda glad you don't know about some of it.

I still miss you a lot you stupid bastard. I've finally stopped saving random things to troll you with and I still haven't gone back to the baby animal site thanks to you.

Still I made a promise to you and I'm doing my best to make it happen step by step. You helped me get through my Dad's death and others helped me through yours. I'm sorry I didn't send your Mom that letter but what would I say? I sent your son meat and spiders?

I'm sure someone will light one up tonight for you but it won't be me. I'll pet your dog for you. I wish things were different but it is what it is and I'll keep on proving my countries superiority. 
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Re: Please read.
« Reply #31 on: April 07, 2012, 08:01:24 PM »
I still remember when we used to have talks about our families and our sisters, talks about guns and knives and games. I remember how we used to always message each other at 12:00 my time. I'd be in Logic waiting for that terrible class to end, and Timo would pop up and I'd spend the rest of class talking to him instead of paying attention. I don't regret it.

I'm drinking a terrible Bud Light in your name, Timo. You go on berating my terrible taste in alchahol in heaven.
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Re: Please read.
« Reply #32 on: April 07, 2012, 08:27:16 PM »
I came to the horrible conclusion in the aftermath last year that I have absolutely no record of any of the messenger conversations I had with Timo, and as my memory is shit they might as well have never happened.

I do remember telling him a joke about an Englishman, a Welshman and a Pakistani in a maternity ward though. He thought it was funny, and that if you replaced the Englishman with a Dutchman, the Welshman with a Belgian, and the Pakistani with a Moor, the joke worked just as well in the Netherlands.

And for reference's sake, Timo, I agree with you; I mean, Bud Light? It's as if he doesn't even have goddamn tastebuds.
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Re: Please read.
« Reply #33 on: April 07, 2012, 09:13:56 PM »
Quote from: Punch Ragevein on April 07, 2012, 08:01:24 PM
I'm drinking a terrible Bud Light in your name, Timo. You go on berating my terrible taste in alchahol in heaven.

>not drinking a straight shot of 5 dollar vodka
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Re: Please read.
« Reply #34 on: April 07, 2012, 11:47:33 PM »
I saved my last conversation with Timo on a whim so I've still got a KILL THEM ALL to look at now and then. Though the pictures of him eating a spider still make me laugh.
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Re: Please read.
« Reply #35 on: April 08, 2012, 02:11:40 AM »
Scrabble and movies. Jesus, I miss all of that.
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Re: Please read.
« Reply #36 on: April 08, 2012, 02:41:58 AM »
My favorite Timo memory is the time he got drunk and threatened to murder us all
Spoiler for huge:
Quote from: Golden Joe on December 13, 2009, 04:41:32 PM
Timo. blah has been added to the conversation.
 
Dovi says:
 hi
Jan says:
 yo timo
Timo. blah says:
 duuuuuuude
Dovi says:
 Timo
Timo. blah says:
 dib;t do this to me right now
Dovi says:
 how HIGH are you right now?
Edward:       http://jokesound.wordpress.com says:
 so high
Timo. blah says:
 not high
 drunk
Edward:       http://jokesound.wordpress.com says:
 man, you need to lighten uppp
Timo. blah says:
 fuck tou
Edward:       http://jokesound.wordpress.com says:
 you're too serious for a stoner 
 lighten up <3
Timo. blah says:
 i kill you
 witha knife
 slit your throat whyide opwn
Jan says:
 oh snap
Edward:       http://jokesound.wordpress.com says:
 now, thats not how to lighten up
Timo. blah says:
 i will push the knife in from the side and pull out and sever your artiers and wiondpipe with one movement
Dovi says:
 so glad I invited you
Edward:       http://jokesound.wordpress.com says:
 timo, we love you
 but take up weed or something
Timo. blah says:
 fuck yoi
Edward:       http://jokesound.wordpress.com says:
 i love you timo
Timo. blah says:
 die
Golden Joe says:
Timo, you so sexy
Timo. blah says:
 paingully
Edward:       http://jokesound.wordpress.com says:
 i want you inside me.
Timo. blah says:
 take it oiutside
 kill you
Jan says:
 this is better then cinema
Timo. blah says:
 ie
 die]
Edward:       http://jokesound.wordpress.com says:
 love youuu
Dovi says:
 timo
 ed
Timo. blah says:
 dovi
Dovi says:
 you two should fuck
Timo. blah says:
 i wqill fucking gut you like a pig
Golden Joe says:
 I second this.
Edward:       http://jokesound.wordpress.com says:
 i think he's hiding something
Dovi says:
 : <
Timo. blah says:
 ed i will fuck tou up
Dovi says:
 Timo. blah says (3:15 PM):
 ed i will fuck tou
 hawt
Timo. blah says:
 dpvo o will take your kidneys
Golden Joe says:
Timo, let's do it
Edward:       http://jokesound.wordpress.com says:
 Now now Timo
 just because you're afraid of expressing yourself
 we just want to hug you 
 and make you feel loved
 we love you [=
Timo. blah says:
 i cwill fucking take your stomach
Dovi says:
 I don't want to hug gim
 *him
Edward:       http://jokesound.wordpress.com says:
 i want to
Edward:       http://jokesound.wordpress.com says:
 just so he feels love.
Golden Joe says:
 He'll take your organs.
 And fuck them.
Jan says:
 best
 convo
Timo. blah says:
 ui know thzat emoticon
Jan says:
 ever
Timo. blah says:
 kill
Golden Joe says:
 them
Dovi says:
 none
Golden Joe says:
 OH SLAM.
Edward:       http://jokesound.wordpress.com says:
 timoooo
 why are you so mad at me?
Jan says:
 you better copy that convo and post oit
Timo. blah says:
 dpvo o will cut our your kidneys
Golden Joe says:
 Timo, are you Jack the Ripper?
Edward:       http://jokesound.wordpress.com says:
 i love you
Golden Joe says:
 Or do you love organs a lot?
Timo. blah says:
 maybe
Jan says:
 no
 thats me
 i am jack
Timo. blah says:
 you're german
Dovi says:
 shut up nazi
Edward:       http://jokesound.wordpress.com says:
 timo has a thing for organs
Jan says:
 fuck you canadian
Timo. blah says:
 i will kill yoiyu all
Edward:       http://jokesound.wordpress.com says:
 but we all have a thing for timo, don't we? 
Jan says:
 even me?
Golden Joe says:
 Are you Patrick Batemen?
Timo. blah says:
 baetman
Golden Joe says:
 Who?
Dovi says:
 Jow
Timo. blah says:
 i will totruew you to death
Dovi says:
 D}:
Golden Joe says:
 I DON'T WANT TO BE TOTRUEWED!!!
Edward:       http://jokesound.wordpress.com says:
 so, a fan of pain in the bedroom, eh, timo?
Timo. blah says:
 die
Dovi says:
 kinky
Golden Joe says:
 Timo, let's dirty fuck.
Timo. blah says:
 joe i'd never fcuck you
Edward:       http://jokesound.wordpress.com says:
 you're not his type
Golden Joe says:
 What.
Edward:       http://jokesound.wordpress.com says:
 he only digs drummers
Golden Joe says:
 Timo.
 Would you fuck me?
 I'd fuck me.
Dovi says:
 I'd fuck you too
Timo. blah says:
 kill you
Dovi says:
 you are my asspuppet after all
Edward:       http://jokesound.wordpress.com says:
 timo, you're so repressed
Edward:       http://jokesound.wordpress.com says:
 you need a massage or something
Edward:       http://jokesound.wordpress.com says:
 you need to get dirty fucked, timo
 maybe you should take joe's offer after all?
Golden Joe says:
 Let's do it.
 In front of everyone.
 Right now.
Timo. blah says:
 o;; upi
Edward:       http://jokesound.wordpress.com says:
 i think thats a sign of consent
Golden Joe says:
 oh timo....
 Call me Patrick Batemen.
Timo. blah says:
 barseman
Edward:       http://jokesound.wordpress.com says:
 this is the most epic convo
 i could kiss you all
 but thats gay
Golden Joe says:
 Let's all kiss.
 And then dirty fuck with Timo.
Edward:       http://jokesound.wordpress.com says:
 and i'm not one of the two gays in this convo, apparently.
 there's one of them!
Golden Joe says:
 Timo, do you go both ways or what?
Timo. blah says:
 eie
Golden Joe says:
 That's a yes.
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Re: Please read.
« Reply #37 on: April 08, 2012, 03:52:17 AM »
If we're doing confessions...I still haven't checked my email since he sent me that message while I sleeping. Keep chickening out. I still write to him often on facebook, even if I know he's never gonna answer. It's stupid and it's probably not healthy but I miss the stupid bastard so much. He was my closest friend and I told him more than anyone in part because we met online. I don't think I'm going to be that close to another person again.

We used to cam chat so much though, I can see his face so clear and I still get the nightmares. I don't agree with his decision and I still think he was stupid for it especially after he promised me he was seeking help. I miss him.
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Re: Please read.
« Reply #38 on: April 08, 2012, 06:32:57 AM »
Man, I can't believe it's already been a year.

His german was horrible, but I think he thought the same about my english. I hate facebook for recommending him as a friend, but I don't want to delete him from the list either, it would just seem wrong. I'm not good with writing emotional stuff about people I love, but let me tell you this: Timo was the most awesome, interesting and remarkable guy I had ever the honor to talk to. I swore to improve my english, just for him, and maybe one day I muster the courage to visit his grave and tell him what an idiot he is.
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Re: Please read.
« Reply #39 on: April 08, 2012, 09:43:14 AM »
Oh man I'm adding the penis conversation when I get back from work. It was the best blackmail I had on him.
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