Socks Mahoney says
that's it
now you have to be my girl
first thing is you can't smile at all
Gunny says
I never do anyway
It is physically impossible for me to smile
the most I can do is a smug grin
Socks Mahoney says
I'm disappointed in her
her latest profile picture has her smiling
for the longest time, this was the closest thing to smiling
http://a6.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs562.ash2/148459_498915488012_555758012_7134014_8146181_n.jpgGunny says
That doesn't look like a smile
Socks Mahoney says
yeah I know
that's how much she doesn't smile
Gunny says
more like some kind of ghost aobut to steal your soul
Socks Mahoney says
in fact it's the only picture where she doesn't look sad
Gunny says
about
Socks Mahoney says
http://a6.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/hs063.snc6/167328_10150135651613013_555758012_7919352_7714772_n.jpgI know it's blurry
but if you look closely
you can barely make out the faintest hint of smiling
Gunny says
holy shit that's almost a smile
bah gawd
Socks Mahoney says
just for reference
99 percent of her pictures are this
http://a1.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash1/hs771.ash1/166170_10150109080428013_555758012_7477384_311998_n.jpgGunny says
her eyes look huge in that picture
Socks Mahoney says
just like anime omg
Gunny says
I saw it and the first thing I thought was GOD DAMN I'M A POUTY ANIME
Socks Mahoney says
to be honest
I'm probably going to break it off with her to go out with this girl
http://a5.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash1/hs795.ash1/168583_1828265545687_1211771140_32202756_1463802_n.jpgI like her because she likes anime
then again 99 perfect of her pictures are this
Gunny says
man why don't you just GO OUT WITH AN ANIME
Socks Mahoney says
http://a8.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs949.snc4/74250_1756000699111_1211771140_32043964_5223816_n.jpg Gunny says
what is that
Socks Mahoney says
it's a lolita dress
from
anime
Gunny says
god damn
the
PERFECT
waifu
Socks Mahoney says
I know
I
KNOW
she's making me play pokemon with her
she said she was excited for black and white
which seems like a warning sign
since black and white look atrocious
Gunny says
yeeeeeeeeeah
black and white looks pretty bad
Socks Mahoney says
well
the pokemon do at least
but really that's the whole fucking point
Gunny says
also i'm going to send that picture to prinny
Socks Mahoney says
gameplay mechanics
who gives a SHIT
hold on
I have better ones
Gunny says
good
I need to see his reaction to aniome dresses
anime whoops
Socks Mahoney says
http://a1.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash1/hs485.ash1/26538_1406243753792_1163352532_1255082_5290074_n.jpgGunny says
a mis spelling of anime
socks what did I say about dating 12 year old magical girls
Socks Mahoney says
I CAN'T HELP IT
also I have no idea how old she is
Gunny says
god damn it what are we going to do with you
Socks Mahoney says
I think she could be older than me
but probably not
she's at least 19
Gunny says
I doubt it
Socks Mahoney says
she goes to my college dude
and she's been there as long as I have
Gunny says
maybe she used her magical girl fox pocket magic to alter your mind
Socks Mahoney says
obviously
Gunny says
MAYBE SHE IS FOX POCKET
Socks Mahoney says
...
shit
NO
that's not true
fox hasn't accepted my friend request yet
because he's never on facebook
SHE is always on facebook
Gunny says
it's his only way of hiding his secret ability to transform into a magical girl and go to your college
Socks Mahoney says
this is just like one of my japanese animes
