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Re: If there's no place to go...
« Reply #15 on: November 25, 2008, 01:08:20 PM »

I feel so sorry for people who've never seen real snow. It's something you really couldn't wrap your head around unless you actually saw it first-hand.

I love it when I wake up, open the curtains and see a completely white world. Best racist joke gets an awesome.
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Re: If there's no place to go...
« Reply #16 on: November 25, 2008, 01:12:28 PM »

The Ku Klux Klan Environmental Preservation Society:

Keeping The Arctic White.
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Re: If there's no place to go...
« Reply #17 on: November 25, 2008, 03:15:50 PM »

The KKK Now Targeting: Emo Dress Code.
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Re: If there's no place to go...
« Reply #18 on: November 25, 2008, 03:17:52 PM »

When it snows here (In central Illinois) it snows a lot. But it hardly ever snows.
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Re: If there's no place to go...
« Reply #19 on: November 25, 2008, 04:04:41 PM »

MOAR RACIST JOKES.

Where's Socks?
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Re: If there's no place to go...
« Reply #20 on: November 25, 2008, 08:18:41 PM »

Relax, I have hundreds.

What do you do if you see a black man dying from a gunshot wound?





Stop laughing and reload.
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Re: If there's no place to go...
« Reply #21 on: November 25, 2008, 09:30:49 PM »

I heard that one with "with half a face" instead of "dying from a gunshot wound".

Also, "how do you stop a black man from drowning? Take your foot off his head"

My brother's pretty racist, so I've heard a lot over the ages.
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Re: If there's no place to go...
« Reply #22 on: November 25, 2008, 09:41:52 PM »

What's an apple and a black guy have in common?

They both look pretty damn good hanging from trees.
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Re: If there's no place to go...
« Reply #23 on: November 25, 2008, 09:51:32 PM »

A Chinese man walks into a bar, behind which is an elderly black man. After noising up the place, obviously drunk already and with cheap-looking girls surrounding him, he shouts to the barman, "yo buttercup, gimme a swigger!"
"What did you say?" the barman asks.

"I said gimme a beer, man!" Grudgingly the barman complies.
A few minutes later, the Chinese man yells again "hey buttercup, another swigger!"

"Right, that's it!" the barman yells. "We don't tolerate that kind of racist bullshit in here! How would you like it if I came in hurling abuse at you?"

"I wouldn't give a shit," says the chinaman.
The barman takes off his apron and hurls it at the Chinaman; "right then, we'll see about that. Get behind that bar."

The chinaman gets behind the bar as the bartender walks out the door. After handing out a few free drinks, he sees the bartender march triumphantly through the doors up to the bar.
"Hey chink, pour me a drink!"

"Sorry, we don't serve buttercups in here."
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Re: If there's no place to go...
« Reply #24 on: November 25, 2008, 10:49:34 PM »

Why do so many black people die while calling 911?  The operator can't understand what they are saying.
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Re: If there's no place to go...
« Reply #25 on: November 25, 2008, 10:52:04 PM »

Re-enactment:

Tyrone: "I'm being shot!"
Operator: "Sir I need you to..."
Tyrone: "BITCH! I'M BEING SHOT!"
Operator: "I understand si..."
TYRONE: "I'M BEING SHOT!"
Operator: "Where ar..."
Tyrone: "I'm being shot!"
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Re: If there's no place to go...
« Reply #26 on: November 26, 2008, 01:51:18 AM »

MOAR RACIST JOKES.

Where's Niggers?

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Re: If there's no place to go...
« Reply #27 on: November 26, 2008, 08:35:42 AM »

Gaz wins, which now makes his karma the same as mine. You're welcome Bands.
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Re: If there's no place to go...
« Reply #28 on: November 26, 2008, 08:39:48 AM »

I am shocked and offended by this thread.

SHOCKED.
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Re: If there's no place to go...
« Reply #29 on: November 26, 2008, 02:55:47 PM »

Derek:

BullHONKE(Y)nator.
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