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Author Topic: A Letter from a Mysterious Stranger  (Read 7013 times)

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Re: A Letter from a Mysterious Stranger
« Reply #45 on: November 16, 2008, 11:19:19 AM »

King Jigglesbig called over the new soldier to his side.

"Name and life story, hup-two!"

The King drifted off while the new ensign told his story.

"Well, next time, be sure to focus less on your feelings, and more about the hot lesbian action, okay?"

King Jigglesbig rode ahead to find his loyal friend Tiemoow. He had a super-awesome plan of what to do with all the dead children, and the King wanted to help out.

He fucking hates kids.
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