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[Return of the Gaz]

That as well.

I totally can, by the way.

[Infinite Ass]

And to think I used to wonder why your party won the election.

[Koltreg]

 

And to think I used to wonder why your party won the election.

Fish and Chips.

[Coroidan]

Scampi!

Since coming back from the UK I've noticed that the few restaurants near us that are 'traditional english pub' themed, don't seem to sell that much 'traditional english pub' food. Wetherspoons is the best fast-food places ever, because they're pubs!

Golly I miss the UK's drinking and pub culture.

[Koltreg]

We have a small publike chain here in Pittsburgh called Primanti Bros. Some are bar but they make killer sammiches.

[Tiemoow]

There's a chain of Irish pubs in Holland named O'Shea's. The owner brings over Irish students, he houses and feeds them just so he can say he has real Irishmen working in his pubs.

[Return of the Gaz]

That is the funniest thing I've heard today.

[Texas Ninja]

I'll bet he doesn't have to work very hard to find people willing to work in a bar.

[Coroidan]

I imagine they'd prefer to be drinking in the bar.

[Return of the Gaz]

This is very true. I've always thought that 'Scotsman, Englishman, Irishman' jokes should all start with 'A Scotsman and an Englishman walk into a pub, there they meet the Irishman, who has already been drinking for several hours'.

[Bij Man]

'A Scotsman who had just finished playing some golf and an Englishman wearing a bowler hat and a monocle walk into a pub.  There they meet the Irishman, who has already been drinking for several hours'.

That's how I envision that joke starting.

[Coroidan]

He said 'you drink when you're lonely'
No I drink when I want
he said 'you'll never be sober'
sure why would I want that?