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[Bij Man]

There's going to a "private show" later.

[Naff unDied]

Seriously, what the hell.

That's pink.

As if I want to be the PINK Power Ranger, god, that's gross.

[Evitron]

But...you're a girl.

All girls automatically like pink.

Are you telling me this isn't true?!

[Naff unDied]

Bitch I'm ganna kick yo ass.

[Life Coach Bull]

So I was driving home from school today and one of the hundreds of local churches had their new sign changed to another saying of sorts.  This time it was, "This is God.  Am I going to have to come down there?"  This was too good to pass up.

I pulled into the parking lot and started making a note with some paper and a Sharpie.  The final product was, "YES that would be awesome if God wasn't a giant imaginary friend.  Ha ha, you suck."

I taped it to the sign and I'm waiting to see what happens next.

[Evitron]

That's lame. You should have written something like

'Nah, it's okay, I got it. <3 Jesus.'

[Bij Man]

Seriously, what the hell.

That's pink.

As if I want to be the PINK Power Ranger, god, that's gross.

But... I was going to be the Red Ranger...

 

[Texas Ninja]

On the people of Walmart site there is a picture of a very old man, with a beard, wearing a purple shirt that is low cut to show off some impressive breast implants.
















I NEED BEEDOGS!


Much better.

[UselessJack]

I've found my Halloween Costume.

When I read Cobra Commander Adult Costume before the site was fully loaded I thought something totally different. 

[Bij Man]

Then the chrome mask would've had a 1970's style mustache on it.   

[Domdog]

So my HDTV broke after not even a year.

[Ungodly]

That's what you get for buying from the shady guy in the alley way you get your illegally imported animes from. Geez.

[Hlavco]

Back in the 80s, my dad bought a TV from Crazy Eddie. That night, he set it up, laid down in bed, hit the remote, and... the thing exploded. Naturally, he took it back to the store, and the guy told him, "Yeah, that's the way it is with those TVs. They either explode or they last forever." So the guy gave him a replacement. He brought it home, set it up, barricaded himself behind some furniture, cautiously hit the remote, and... it worked fine, and still does.

[Domdog]

That's what you get for buying from the shady guy in the alley way you get your illegally imported animes from. Geez.

But crazy Ryuranga-san is a trustable person! :<

Also, in the current comic arc, Batman is DEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAADDDDDD. I mean it's D.C. so he'll get revived one way or another, but yeah, as of right now, he's dead.

[Panther]

This was announced forever ago, there's gonna be a new Batman.

Batman is DEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAADDDDDD.

You're becoming more like your father.