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Author Topic: Thoughts of the Moment.  (Read 805978 times)

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Re: Thoughts of the Moment.
« Reply #20190 on: April 21, 2012, 12:05:00 PM »
I suppose you don't have a online store that ships food to germany, huh?
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Re: Thoughts of the Moment.
« Reply #20191 on: April 21, 2012, 01:42:06 PM »
That sandwich sounds good. I wish I could be a stereotype.
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Re: Thoughts of the Moment.
« Reply #20192 on: April 24, 2012, 04:07:26 PM »
I am being blocked out of my MSN account because it's probably bugged, if I try to send you hot pics of my sister please don't accept them.
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Re: Thoughts of the Moment.
« Reply #20193 on: April 24, 2012, 04:57:32 PM »
Wait that wasn't you? FUCK.
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Re: Thoughts of the Moment.
« Reply #20194 on: April 24, 2012, 10:36:07 PM »
Whenever I try to restore my MSN account I get an invalid link.
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Re: Thoughts of the Moment.
« Reply #20195 on: April 25, 2012, 12:55:51 AM »
At first I was disappointed because these shirts were getting popular at my school.

Then I saw these.
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Re: Thoughts of the Moment.
« Reply #20196 on: April 25, 2012, 12:57:56 AM »
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Re: Thoughts of the Moment.
« Reply #20197 on: April 25, 2012, 01:00:41 AM »
My exact reaction every day.

I am going to strangle the freshmen girls who think derp is another word for fuck and call each other and everyone else derps constantly and tell everyone it means fuck because no one knows what it means it's such a wacky word they've never heard before.
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Re: Thoughts of the Moment.
« Reply #20198 on: April 25, 2012, 05:23:17 AM »
No jury would convict you.
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Re: Thoughts of the Moment.
« Reply #20199 on: April 25, 2012, 11:09:33 AM »
I saw a truck with the troll face on the back of it and I had to sigh.
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Re: Thoughts of the Moment.
« Reply #20200 on: April 30, 2012, 05:37:55 PM »
I pulled a spicy chicken fillet out of the bag today that was huge. My boss was taking a picture of it and he said "That's the biggest one I've ever seen" and I turned to him to say "Something your wife has never said to you" when I caught myself.

for keeping my job.
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Re: Thoughts of the Moment.
« Reply #20201 on: May 02, 2012, 11:28:14 AM »
Spent an hour and a half filling in benefit forms. Now I feel more ill than I have done in over two years.

So thanks for that counter-productive exercise that I'm a mere third of the way through, government.
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Re: Thoughts of the Moment.
« Reply #20202 on: May 02, 2012, 11:43:32 AM »
How's it counter productive if it gets you benefits?

I was talking to my Mom about an acquaintance who is pregnant and has been told no sex during the rest of the pregnancy due to health issues. Her husband is pretty upset about this. My Mother then says "Oh he can just get a pocket masturbator thing and shut up."  I can now add pocket masturbator thing to the list of things I never want to hear my Mom say again.

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Re: Thoughts of the Moment.
« Reply #20203 on: May 02, 2012, 11:49:57 AM »
Quote from: Texas Ninja on May 02, 2012, 11:43:32 AM
How's it counter productive if it gets you benefits?

Because it's long and tedious and I don't wanna fill out paper work because weeeehhhhhhh
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Re: Thoughts of the Moment.
« Reply #20204 on: May 02, 2012, 11:55:41 AM »
We all have to earn the money somehow.
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