I'd spend heinous amounts of time destroying bots, won't lock your threads even if they're something I don't like, I love vidyagaems, and I can grab crabs.
I like all of you, even if some of you do occasionally get on my nerves, I won't abuse my power. If made mod, I'll make it a duty to bring fun threads back, like Picture Warz, and probably put up some fun new RPG threads too, like Rogue Trader.
Vote for me, and you'll be as happy as the two doods in my signature.
Seriously, look how fucking happy they are.