This game started with a blue invade. No one really SAID we were invading they just went into the jungle. I went over into the bush and accidentally poked my head out and they first blooded me and got Heim too. My bad.
I carried the team by taking towers while they traded about even in fights and I told everyone where to go constantly. They took one tower from us in mid because of a four man push after a won teamfight, game ended at the Nexus with everything broken. We took every dragon, no one took baron. I used my ult like twice.
Top vs. Garen was just a freefarm lane because he was extremely stupid and EXTREMELY cowardly and the two times Udyr came to gank I got double kills because Shen + GP ults YOU CAME TO THE WRONG LANE, MOTHERFUCKER and Garen fucked up the ults that would've killed me so I had ludicrous AS. Also he had two dorans blades earlier that I guess he sold for Warmogs so go him. That trynd had a skin and dear lord. That heimer was ballsier than Rich is. GP never ganked for top because I never needed it but I saw him go bot a couple times. He was always constantly ahead of Udyr, always. Lux afk'd after I don't remember when but dem summoners.