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[Koltreg]

I, Koltreg Abacus Funksmith, along with Admiral Funky Hunkicus Ackbar would like to announce that we are throwing our hat in for the 2008 Slackerz Forum Presidential election under the Epiblitikocratic Party. We promise to support your awesomeness, for we believe a government should only be controlled by the awesome, for the awesome and that it is the duty of the awesome to increase all awesomeness. We hope that in the upcoming election in November, we can count on your votes. May the Smiths be with you.

[Ackbar]

* Ackbar nods head in background.

[CosmicLoneFox]

So ackbar is the Vpilf?

Also who are you running against?

[Koltreg]

So ackbar is the Vpilf?

Also who are you running against?

We need the other parties to reveal themselves.

[Clarke Kamen Pando Thing]

We, the people of the Fapping Party, would like to announce that Bands Make Noise, party founder, will be running for the position of forum President, and that I, Crembaw Fappington, shall run for VP. We promise donuts, equal donuts, fair and balanced boards of Awesomes and Pantses, surplus tariffs on newfags, Public acknowledgment that Smith's AK has ONE barrel and the other thing is the gas receiver or some shit, and that congress be revamped so that one member of each party of each forum be represented therein.

[Koltreg]

Crembaw Fappington promises donuts, but do you know what you need to make donuts? Oil. Oil that comes from foreign countries where Slackerz fans don't live. Do you want to open the Slackerz forum borders to be opened to threats like spamming and adbots? Crembaw Fappington does.
Crembaw Fappington wants balanced boards of Awesomes and Pantses. That means that he wants you to be hated and loved in equal amounts. If this is the case, why does he have an unequal amount? Koltreg A. Funksmith believes everybody should have positive karma totals equal to how much they contribute.
Crembaw Fappington also says he wants higher tariffs on newfags. Apparently he forgot something. Crembaw has only been on one previous forum incarnation and while my partner is new, he has been featured in filler artwork proving his value and has been called a favorite new poster on the forums. Crembaw and Bands have been called "Diana and Apollo." That's right! Pagan gods.
Crembaw Fappington thinks that Smith's AK has ONE barrel and a" gas reciever or some shit." Koltreg is sure that the true meaning of the gun is even more awesome than that.
Crembaw Fappington wants a change in congress. The problem is there is no congress. If Crembaw doesn't know what there is and isn't on the Internet, do you really want him handling your government?
Koltreg and Ackbar promise to increase their level of awesomeness and if Koltreg wasn't awesome, could Koltreg be trusted by Smith to be a Shoutbox Mod?
Koltreg-Ackbar - Smith Trusts Them, Why Not You?

[xovan]

Xovan running for the presidency under the republican party ticket.  Undecided on a good VP.

Personally I'm tired of same old republicans who don't know how to give a damn speech.  Its not change or hope or experience we need its some god damn competence.  A vote for me is a vote for mindfuck and competence.

[Clarke Kamen Pando Thing]

How can Koltreg argue against uneven amounts when he has them?
Ackbar masturbates to child porn. Do you want a VP who masturbates to CP?
Koltreg supports the racist crazy creator of Better Days. DO YOU.

Crembaw will fight for your goddamn rights even if he doesn't agree with them.
Bands will strive to find new, local sources of oil and electric frying for increased independence for donuts.
They believe in equal rights for all cats, short hair, long hair, mutant, whatever.
But that does not mean we are anti-dog. On the contrary, we love dogs diiissh much.

BMN - FAPPINGTON '08
FOR AN INDEPENDENT DONUT INDUSTRY FOR YOUR KIDS.

[CosmicLoneFox]

Crembaw Fappington promises donuts, but do you know what you need to make donuts? Oil. Oil that comes from foreign countries where Slackerz fans don't live. Do you want to open the Slackerz forum borders to be opened to threats like spamming and adbots? Crembaw Fappington does.
Crembaw Fappington wants balanced boards of Awesomes and Pantses. That means that he wants you to be hated and loved in equal amounts. If this is the case, why does he have an unequal amount? Koltreg A. Funksmith believes everybody should have positive karma totals equal to how much they contribute.
Crembaw Fappington also says he wants higher tariffs on newfags. Apparently he forgot something. Crembaw has only been on one previous forum incarnation and while my partner is new, he has been featured in filler artwork proving his value and has been called a favorite new poster on the forums. Crembaw and Bands have been called "Diana and Apollo." That's right! Pagan gods.
Crembaw Fappington thinks that Smith's AK has ONE barrel and a" gas reciever or some shit." Koltreg is sure that the true meaning of the gun is even more awesome than that.
Crembaw Fappington wants a change in congress. The problem is there is no congress. If Crembaw doesn't know what there is and isn't on the Internet, do you really want him handling your government?
Koltreg and Ackbar promise to increase their level of awesomeness and if Koltreg wasn't awesome, could Koltreg be trusted by Smith to be a Shoutbox Mod?
Koltreg-Ackbar - Smith Trusts Them, Why Not You?

Awesome'd

[JERK]

Emmzee, a member of the "more awesomes for whoever votes for me" party, has selected a running mate.

First post after mine by someone not already in the race becomes my running mate.

[CosmicLoneFox]

WITH ME YOU CANT WI...err

I MEAN LOSE.

[Hlavco]

I'll be running for the Surprise Party.

Because everybody loves surprise parties.

~Hlavco '08~

[Koltreg]

Don't you mean HLAVC08 ?

[King Edward]

I, the presidental candidate of the Awesome party, need a running mate before I reveal my agenda.

[Coroidan]

I, Coroidan, will be the representative of the Blanket Party in this up-coming election. If elected, I promise to deliver blanket parties to the people, by the end of the year. The Epiblitikocratic Party appears to want to make things exactly the same as they are now, but I say we need a change for the better! A change to bring more Blanket Parties to the masses! They promise increased awesomes, but I say these are naught but hollow promises. VP-Candidate Ackbar will likely tell you the Blanket Party is a trap, but do not believe these ploys by a candidate who is not even from the same planet as the rest of us. In light of this, what right does VP Ackbar have to be making decisions for us!

A vote for the Blanket Party is a vote for fun-loving Humans. although the Surprise Party sounds fun too