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I need bee puns.
« on: November 04, 2009, 11:12:01 AM »
Give me as many bee puns as you can think of.
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Re: I need bee puns.
« Reply #1 on: November 04, 2009, 11:13:06 AM »
NOT ANOTHER PUN THREAD.

Also, what is with you and bees?
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Re: I need bee puns.
« Reply #2 on: November 04, 2009, 11:19:26 AM »
Beedazzled. Beewitched. To bee or not to bee. Babee. Bee all you can bee. Barack Obeema. Bruce Bee. BeeMW. Bee Arthur. Beehave. Babeelon. The Holy Beeble. Beesus Christ. Moses and the Red Bee. Pope Beenedict XVI. "Let my beeple go!"

And I'm spent.
« Last Edit: November 04, 2009, 11:23:24 AM by Tiemoow »
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Re: I need bee puns.
« Reply #3 on: November 04, 2009, 11:43:29 AM »
Honey this might sting a bit but your thorax is huuuuuuuuge =|:D

......BEELIEVE IT
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Re: I need bee puns.
« Reply #4 on: November 04, 2009, 11:54:09 AM »
These are great.

More bee puns!
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Re: I need bee puns.
« Reply #5 on: November 04, 2009, 12:31:46 PM »
I'm going to bee-an you.
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Re: I need bee puns.
« Reply #6 on: November 04, 2009, 12:34:34 PM »
Who needs bee puns when you have bee dogs?
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Re: I need bee puns.
« Reply #7 on: November 04, 2009, 12:35:34 PM »
Hepting, don't bee such an asshole.
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Re: I need bee puns.
« Reply #8 on: November 04, 2009, 12:40:53 PM »
Bee my love
Plan Bee
What is the name of a bee musician? Sting
Beecause I said so.
Blood type Bee positive
A potato with hives on it
Bees can't go diving because of the beends.
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Re: I need bee puns.
« Reply #9 on: November 04, 2009, 12:46:04 PM »
The hammer is my beenis.
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Re: I need bee puns.
« Reply #10 on: November 04, 2009, 12:58:52 PM »
Quote from: Texas Ninja on November 04, 2009, 12:40:53 PM

Plan Bee


This just gave me an awesome idea.

What if there is a three-strip arc about Hepting and the Bee...fighting off the zombie horde in a Left 4 Dead style fashion? Constantly bickering at each other?

That would be so cash.

I need more bee puns in order for this to work.

MORE BEE PUNS. That include words like 'bee', 'string', 'wings', 'pollinate', etc.
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Re: I need bee puns.
« Reply #11 on: November 04, 2009, 01:06:29 PM »
Kill all sons of beeches thats my policy.
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Re: I need bee puns.
« Reply #12 on: November 04, 2009, 01:09:05 PM »
God damn it. These bee puns really sting.
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Re: I need bee puns.
« Reply #13 on: November 04, 2009, 01:19:27 PM »
What kind of stinging remark is that?
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Re: I need bee puns.
« Reply #14 on: November 04, 2009, 01:32:45 PM »
I'm assuming you've already thought of this one Smith, but just in case: Zombees.
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