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Author Topic: The Nonsequitur Modlections!  (Read 4598 times)

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Re: The Nonsequitur Modlections!
« Reply #345 on: November 03, 2009, 12:27:10 PM »
I completely agree with my competitor here, I mean look at all the effort they showed as wel-

Oh. Wait.
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Re: The Nonsequitur Modlections!
« Reply #346 on: November 03, 2009, 12:51:25 PM »
Don't you goddamn bastards say we never showed any effort! You want I should quote it for you? Huh? PUNKS? HUH!? Yeah, that's what I thought.
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You may say “I don’t care what you think” to which I’d respond, “That’s some tough talk for someone with an acre of dicks in their mouth.”
And even when you meekly protest that they don’t measure dicks in acres, I won’t be able to hear you.
Because of all the dicks.

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Re: The Nonsequitur Modlections!
« Reply #347 on: November 03, 2009, 12:57:39 PM »
Quote from: Bull on November 03, 2009, 11:51:07 AM
I'm just here to say that I, as are my running mates, proud to run against such an opponent.

I mean look at that fucking post it note and ratty hair.  How are we going to compete with that?


I'll think you find it was 2 post it notes, a dog, Chet Faliszek, The Beatles, 3d Glasses, and a guitar.
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Re: The Nonsequitur Modlections!
« Reply #348 on: November 03, 2009, 01:11:58 PM »
I voted for him because of the dog.  ::swoon::
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Re: The Nonsequitur Modlections!
« Reply #349 on: November 03, 2009, 01:15:14 PM »
Quote from: Ungodly on November 03, 2009, 12:51:25 PM
Don't you goddamn bastards say we never showed any effort!

Don't twist my words you hypocrite. I'm referring to the recent effort put out as the voting goes.
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Re: The Nonsequitur Modlections!
« Reply #350 on: November 03, 2009, 01:19:49 PM »
How, exactly, did I twist your words sir? You clearly implied that we showed no effort. You did not state a time period for such lack of effort. And that effort post was just recently posted by your party, so do not go about making accusations.
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Re: The Nonsequitur Modlections!
« Reply #351 on: November 03, 2009, 01:25:59 PM »
Bull decided to kindly criticize the final effort put out by Edward, and I commented that your party has put no such final effort forward anyway.

Maybe you should stop jumping to such drastic conclusion so suddenly and severely, it makes a good leader look bad. ;)                  <3 u
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Re: The Nonsequitur Modlections!
« Reply #352 on: November 03, 2009, 01:31:11 PM »
I am quite certain that Bull meant nothing by his post except praise for your party sir, and that you are in fact the one jumping to conclusions.
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And even when you meekly protest that they don’t measure dicks in acres, I won’t be able to hear you.
Because of all the dicks.

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Re: The Nonsequitur Modlections!
« Reply #353 on: November 03, 2009, 03:33:31 PM »
I don't even have post it notes or ratty hair so shit.

We're screwed.

On an unrelated note, this is our theme music.
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Re: The Nonsequitur Modlections!
« Reply #354 on: November 03, 2009, 04:00:44 PM »
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Re: The Nonsequitur Modlections!
« Reply #355 on: November 03, 2009, 04:31:50 PM »
Quote from: Bull on November 03, 2009, 03:33:31 PM
ratty hair


Ratty hair is better than nancy boy hair.
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Re: The Nonsequitur Modlections!
« Reply #356 on: November 03, 2009, 04:36:54 PM »
I KNOW.

I only get compliments twice a day.
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Re: The Nonsequitur Modlections!
« Reply #357 on: November 03, 2009, 05:03:18 PM »
Compliments from guys don't count.
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Re: The Nonsequitur Modlections!
« Reply #358 on: November 03, 2009, 06:43:55 PM »
So...


Two compliments a day...
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Re: The Nonsequitur Modlections!
« Reply #359 on: November 04, 2009, 02:10:01 AM »
The fact you even want compliments on your hair says a lot more about your nancy-boy status than your hair does.
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