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[Vordus]

It's not computerized.

It's got a camera on the top.

[Tiemoow]

That's for getting distance. It is operated by hand. Don't argue weapons with me.

[Vordus]

That's for getting distance. It is operated by hand. Don't argue weapons with me.

So it functions perfectly well without the circuitry? Yeah, fair enough, he's fucked.

[Dom]

This above post made me want to vote for the Royalty Party

You heard it here folks, Nazi's vote for the Royalty party.

[Prinny]

At least they don't have a transsexual.

[UselessJack]

This above post made me want to vote for the Royalty Party

You heard it here folks, Nazi's vote for the Royalty party.

Touché... Touché...

[Dereks]

At least they don't have a transsexual.

Prinny is right.  With trannies, you don't know which way they're going.  Or if they like to do it both ways.

[Tetrominon]

The final elections have begun!  It's down to two, and only one can become the Nonsequitur Modlection Champion Supremos!  Everyone, get Zacked, it's Democracy time!

[UselessJack]

I voted randomly because actuallly no party deserves to win. They both did nothing for it, so meh.

[King Edward]

I thought voting started tomorrow, so I was working on something for tonight.

We've lost anyway, though, looking at the voting so far.

[King Edward]

This would have been a lot better if I knew when the voting was taking place:



HEY YOU THERE!


ME?!?



YES, YOU!


Vote the royalty party for the Slackerlections 2009!



But why, may you ask? Who cares? LOOK AT THIS DOG!



This dog would vote for the Royalty Party if he was capable of voting! Why wouldn't you?



Seriously, look at that dog! He supports the party! And certainly isn't just my dog with a hastily scribbled post-it note next to him!

And whats that about distractions? Why, look! You know who else supports the party?



Chet motherfucking Faliszek! One of the head honchos in charge of Left 4 Dead 2!

That's right! Valve support the Royalty Party for the 2009 Slackerlections!

Even the Beatles support the Royalty Party!
How do I know?
Why, they let me pose with this thing, and told me how amazing I was!


Even the dead ones came and told me how much they supported this party! THATS HOW MUCH YOU NEED TO VOTE FOR US!

And what if you don't like the Beatles OR Left 4 Dead 2?
Well, if you happen to be one of those people that DON'T EXIST, then how about this?



THATS RIGHT

THE HEAD OF THE ROYALTY PARTY WILL ROCK THE FUCK OUT FOR YOU, WEARING 3D GLASSES!

AH FUCK YEAH MAN HERE COMES THE SOLO BE PREPARED TO ROCK OUUUUTTTTT



FUCK YEAAAAAAAAH

VOTE THE ROYALTY PARTY FOR THE 2009 SLACKERLECTIONS!

[Tiemoow]

If we can't have the perfect party, we might as well get the biggest evil.

[Hlavco]

We've lost anyway, though, looking at the voting so far.

But... the results aren't viewable yet!

[King Edward]

Really?

It must be my admin priviledges.

How ironic that they show my downfall.

[Bull]

I'm just here to say that I, as are my running mates, proud to run against such an opponent.

I mean look at that fucking post it note and ratty hair.  How are we going to compete with that?