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Nonsequitur Bullshit / Re: Picture of the Mockery Thread

« on: June 14, 2013, 09:06:59 AM »

That is just painful to read.

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Vidcons / Re: The Slackerz Gaming Community

« on: June 12, 2013, 05:15:54 AM »

I CAN'T HANDLE THIS MUCH HYPE

I JUST CAN'T

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Nonsequitur Bullshit / Re: Thoughts of the Moment.

« on: June 09, 2013, 10:37:52 PM »

Can I smoke pot instead?

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Nonsequitur Bullshit / Re: Random Crap

« on: June 06, 2013, 01:36:36 AM »

Quote from: Life Coach Bull on June 05, 2013, 10:18:31 PM

Spoiler for Drugs:
Something happened today that I just had to share, but yes, this is a drug story so if that bugs you move along.

So, since I've been home I've been helping and encouraging my mom to get all these home renovations done. She's wanted to do them, but has put them off until now because HAHA FAMILY. Anyway, one of the larger projects has been replacing the shitty carpet in her house with hardwood flooring. After much deliberation, she finally found a sample she liked at a reasonable price and went ahead and ordered everything. Including installation. 2 weeks ago, this contractor guy comes out and does preliminary measuring. In the hallway, at the time, was a photograph of a scene my mom was acting in. A play called Last of The Red Hot Lovers. Her character smoked weed, and the particular scene was her character revealing to the protagonist, a joint. The guy asked about it, and she gave him the story. Laughs were had, and he left.

Yesterday, he and 2 other guys show up to start the installation. One of the new guys, after a couple of hours, asks my mom about 'the picture.' Since she'd never seen this guy before, and the picture was off of the walls (we repainted since the main guy was here last), she didn't know what the fuck. Then he says, "You know. The one where you're smoking....or so I've heard." Weird right? So she shows him the picture and he's back to work. They finish and will return the next day.

Last night, I was finishing up what little stash I had in my bong. High out of my mind, I actually said out loud when I finished, "I have to put this away. They use the garage for stuff.......so I have to put this away." I set it down next to the garage door into the house, and it turns out I just left it there.

Today, after having worked in our house and garage for about 8 hours, the flooring guys are getting ready to scoot. My mom goes in to see them off or whatever, and leaves me on the patio. She comes running out about 5 minutes later and says, "Did you forget to put your bong away last night?" Shit. "The guys found it next to the door...." FFFFUUUUUCK. "...and were wondering if they could use it. They have their own stuff and everything."

And then I smoked out an entire hardwood flooring crew. It was awesome.

TL;DR EVERYTHING'S COMING UP MILHOUSE

I was prepared for this to go BAD END. I just assume that everything involving drugs and strangers will always turn out terribly.

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