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Pimp Your Shit / TN's Stitchery

« on: December 24, 2011, 06:50:01 PM »

I stitch things, photos go here. More to come after some slackerz open their presents.

A butterfly for my sister.

Huge Tinkerbell (12 x 15) for a friend who probably won't appreciate it. The wings are a metallic blue.

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Nonsequitur Bullshit / I've no clue what to name this.

« on: November 01, 2011, 05:27:07 PM »

You are mostly all bastards but you're my bastards and I am quite fond of y'all. Y'all have helped me through way too many deaths and several people here are some of my closest friends. Blah blah blah feelings

So I've decided to do something for the Slackerz. I'm putting up the chance for one person to get a gift from me. Consider this a way for me to say thanks guys.

So here's how it's gonna work. Post here with a yes or a random picture if you want to be put in the pool. After a few days I'll pick someone randomly and then contact them for their address (bonus points if you know your address.)

Here's the options for the gift:

Option A- A mystery gift that I know for a fact several people on the forum have said they wanted.
Option B- I'd be happy to stitch something for you. I've figured out how to make magnets and it might not be as amazing as this overpriced Hsien-ko patch but I'd be willing to stitch something if you wanted it.
Option C- I used to be a rabid anime fangirl and I've got a lot of stuff left over from that. I'm not proud now of some of the things I bought but you can profit from my shame. I'd send you something random from that stuff. Option C will probably be sent to the winner no matter what.

Small print: Hlavco and Adept Jack are not allowed to participate. Open to all Slackerz. If you are left out because of the lack of electricity I am really sorry. I reserve the right to refuse to stitch whatever. The wool produced by a llama has no lanolin.

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Nonsequitur Bullshit / Wonko's pool party!

« on: September 28, 2011, 11:29:38 AM »

How do ~~people~~ hold hands?

Bad art thread. Do it.

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Nonsequitur Bullshit / Dovil boner thread NSFW

« on: July 14, 2011, 06:02:56 PM »

Because I promised here is a thread for Dovi. Since he has interesting tastes post anything for him.

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Slackerz Comic Discussion / A LOT of people seem to hate Smith

« on: January 06, 2010, 12:33:10 PM »

I'd go to the bathroom of Friendship Smith.

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Shitty Forum Gamez / Scavenger Hunt

« on: April 03, 2009, 06:50:42 PM »

Nothing to see here move on.

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Nonsequitur Bullshit / Furry work story. Do you continue? Y or N?

« on: March 05, 2009, 08:21:51 PM »

Back information: I work with a furry who had approached me once to go to a convention with him as his kitten. You can read that in the Slackerz house while it's still there. I think under "Dear Slackerz."

I'll name the furry Fred for simplicity's sake. Fred was telling me today he spends most of his time on Second Life so I asked him what he does on there. He says he is a mother. Now alarms are starting to go off in my head but I seem to like having my mind raped so I asked what a mother is.

Last chance to turn back. Happiness and sodas are behind you.

Fred spends his time as a female blue furred (he emphasizes the blue every time) leopard raising other people as a family. People actually get on Second Life to have Fred raise them. Fred also said that his community regularly has adoption drives. People will set up playpens with their baby character in it and wait for someone to come along and adopt them. The next time you are depressed think about this: at least you are not online sitting in a playpen waiting for a man in a female leopard suit to come adopt you.

He then tells me his internet fursona is his true self and he's a woman born in the wrong body. He can't afford the surgery so he plans to earn a lot of money so that one day he can devote himself to his life in Second Life and raise as many kids there as possible. I kept making food hoping this day will end soon.

There is hope. Fred said that he has never been interested in sex so hopefully he'll die at 50 a virgin who hasn't seen sunlight in 20 years, but has raised a big family of monkey things on the internet.

That's my story.

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Slackerz Comic Discussion / #107 Matt's Kickass Game for Winners

« on: February 10, 2009, 11:59:36 PM »

What could this possibly be a reference to? I love Smith's face in the final panel. The Doritos comment made me laugh.

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Slackerz Comic Discussion / #102- KIRK AND SPOCK!

« on: December 17, 2008, 01:56:11 AM »

Bad fan fiction would explain so many sci-fi movies. I love the enthusiasm on the guy's face in the second panel.

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Nonsequitur Bullshit / Better than a can of peas

« on: October 08, 2008, 06:36:04 PM »

Due to budget constraints, I always start Christmas shopping really early. I need a really odd gift to give my sister. She has no sense of humor so it is required I give her something really odd/creepy/awesome every year. These gift have included last years can of peas, a taxidermied fish, A 7X men's shirt, and a guide to repairing a 1967 Mercury Cougar. I want something that will make her stare at me in confusion and throw the gift down.

Your suggestions please and nothing sexual.

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