I'm making a car thread because cars are, let's be honest, totally fucking sweet.
This thread can be about automotive questions, opinions on that dope ass custom vinyl you've been wanting to slap on your slightly rusted POS to make it seem less terrible, or just sharing the badassery of things on wheels of the FWD, RWD, or AWD variety in the media of your choosing. As Almighty Sports Hatchback God of the Forumz
, I'll be updating this thread almost daily
(yeah the things I do for you shits I swear) with news of the automotive, ball busting, octane slurping, tire slashing, torque converter, god damn MCLAREAN INHABITED
world of automobiles.THE GOD KING DEMANDED LAWS ETCHED UPON HOT FORGED ALUMINUM INTAKE MANIFOLDS
1) Keep that prius shit outta here. Fuck emissions. Fuck California. Moving on.
2) If the post pertains to anything less than 4 cylinders that isn't on two wheels, keep it out of here and go back to that pussy ridden eco friendly hippie forum.
3) If the post pertains to anything with
4 cylinders, it sure as shit better be turbocharged.
4) Ricer posts will be ridiculed on the spot. NO EXCEPTIONS.
5) In all honesty, just go nuts guys, but try to keep it civil or I will be very upset.
LET'S BEGIN WITH SOME CLASSICS
Wow that was sexy! But what about imports? ENGAGE.
Whew wee! I'm all hot and bothere- wait what do you mean you're loosing attention due to shit not MOVING? WELL GAZE PLEBEIAN. GAZE WELL AND DESPAIR.
But what OF NEWS? NEWS YOU ASK?How about this ridiculously awesome Subaru BRX STI AWD Coupe concept slated for production next year?
That not tickle your fancy? Well what about the absolutely APESHIT crazy 2013 GT500?
Well, whatever nerds. I'm off to see if I can bum a garage off somebody for a weekend. Happy motoring.